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Fler än jag som älskar serien "Vänner"? Vet inte hur många gånger jag kollat igenom alla säsonger. Saknar, saknar, saknar att det inte görs fler avsnitt om detta underbara gäng!



Rachel and Pheobe:"DANGER!!!!"
Ross: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *high pitch*
Rachel: "Ahhh, salmon skin roll."

Monica: Chandler... do you think we talk about our marriage enough?
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any fruit rollups?

Phoebe: "There it is! Oh look at that! Isn't mother nature amazing?" Chandler: "That's a plane." Phoebe: "Well, alright, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high? That's pretty...

Rachel: "Chandler, did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?"
Chandler: " I absolutley did!"
Rachel: "You idiot! You don't tell the guy I am looking for a serious relationship, now you've scared him away.You shouldn't be allowed to talk to anybody."
Chandler: "I know!"

Monica: "This has been like my dream ever since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven and opened "Easy Monica's Bakery".

Ross: "I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."

Ross: "First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault."

Phoebe: "If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

Chandler: "Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen."

Phoebe: "Okay then I'm Svedish. My name is...uh... Ikea."

[Ross not wanting to get a third divorce for his drunken marriage to Rachel in Vegas]
Rachel: "OKAY, ROSS! THIS IS NOT A MARRIAGE! THIS IS THE WORLDS WORST HANGOVER!!"

Ross: "Your middle name is MURIEL!!!??!! Chandler... Muriel... Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance, did they?"

Joey speaking french: "Blah blu bla pla fle floof"

Ross to Chandler: "If you ever do anything to hurt my sister, I swear to God I will hunt you down....and kick your ass."

Joey: "Hey can you imagine if the chick and the duck had a baby? We could name it Chuck!"
Chandler: "Or... Dick."

Joey: "Pheebs, you wanna help?"
Phoebe: "Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to."

Chandler: "I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Rachel- "What would you give up, sex or food?"
Joey- "Food..No, Sex..Food..Sex..Food..Sex..OH GOD, I DONT KNOW, I WANT BOTH, I-I WANT GIRLS ON BREAD!"

Phoebe: "They think they can mess with us? They dont know that we know they know we know."
Rachel: "And Joey, please, you shouldnt tell them."
Joey: "Couldnt even if I want to."

Joey: "Name?" (Ross looks at him.) "I know Ross but what's it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher."
Ross: "Just Ross!"

Ross: "It tastes like feet!"
Joey: "I like it!"
Ross: "What?"
Joey: "Whats not to like?! Jam - good, custard - good, beef-goooood!"

Ross: "You're over me? When were you under me?"

Chandler:"Owen didn't know he was adopted, Monica told him"
Monica:"What?!?"
Phoebe:"Still he had to find out some time..."
Chandler:"Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them"
*Triplets turns their heads and stares at Chandler*
Chandler:"I'm gonna tell Emma that she was an accident!"